The Sip: Is this your unicorn?

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

 

The Coast Guard is searching for the owner of a unicorn float. The Mega Millions jackpot is up to $493 million, and four types of Goldfish Crackers have been recalled amid a salmonella scare. Slither on into your Tuesday like an escaped python with The Sip, the bi-weekly newsletter brought to you by the team at MilSpouseFest. Informed looks good on you.

 

Throw Back

On today’s date in 1567, Mary, Queen of Scots, was thrown in jail and forced to abdicate her throne to her 1-year-old son. And we thought our toddler ruled the house.

Need to Know

It’s Shark Week on the Discovery Channel and we’re watching such important things as “Shaq Does Shark Week” and “Sharkwrecked.” Just in case you too are glued to the monsters of the sea instead of what’s happening in the world, here’s what you need to know today:

The Senate confirmed Robert Wilkie to be the next Secretary of Veterans Affairs. Mr. Wilkie previously served as an undersecretary at the Pentagon and is the fourth VA secretary to take on the job in just five years. Secretary Wilkie will work to modernize the organization and overcome all the red tape in the land to give our veterans the services they deserve.

President Trump got into a bit of a Twitter skirmish with Iranian President Hassan Rouhani yesterday. After Rouhani said in an address on Sunday that Americans “must understand that war with Iran is the mother of all wars and peace with Iran is the mother of all peace,” and “do not play with the lion’s tail, because you will regret it eternally,” President Trump took to social media to address Rouhani.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rather than focus on the severity of the situation, we bring you the very best of the sarcastic internet, who didn’t disappoint us with their responses. Some of our favorites:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reading While We Sip

Speaking of the best of the internet, check out these 3 awesome laws of PCSing from our friends at Millie.

PCSing? Here’s why you should camp while you do it from Military By Owner.

Finally, milspouse Marla Bautista wants you to go see the new Incredibles movie. Here’s why.

 

Meme of the Week

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sip Tip [Sponsored Content]

This summer, The Sip is partnering with The College Board to bring you a back to school tip … because new pencils and investing in the future shouldn’t just be for your kids.

Sip Tip #4: Most colleges and universities offer online classes, perfect for the milspouse on the move. Study anytime and anywhere with the flexibility you need to be successful.

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Talk to Us – Vacation Destination!

This week, our editor T. T. is heading to South Dakota for a family vacay. Tell us your favorite vacation spot and why, and we might recommend it to our readers. Email us at [email protected]. Bonus points for pictures.

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